Sometimes I just fucking LOVE life (or...karma has an awesome way of deleting the idiot)
Phoenix, AZ (CBC) - A PETA protest against the sale and manufacturing of snake-skin boots ended in chaos after a poisonous snake bit and killed a protester.
Lezlie Mitchels was carrying a dangerous coral rattlesnake while protesting Mountain Hike snake-skin boots when she was bitten. The venom entered her bloodstream and she began screaming and crying. When asked why the other protesters didn’t intervene and get her help, they claimed not to have noticed because Lezlie’s protesting had typically been theatric and hysterical.
“Before she got bit she’d been yelling and crying and after she’d been bit she was yelling and crying. How could I tell that the snake bit her?” said Paul Roccoil.
The first sign that she was actually in pain came when she collapsed onto the floor and began frothing from the mouth. By the time medical help arrived she was already dead.
When asked about the incident, a Mountain Hike Boots representative replied “Sure is a tragedy, ain’t it? But that’s why we turn these venomous monsters into boots - to protect the people.”
PETA has another protest blanned against crocodile-skin boots planned for next Thursday.
(...because they are moronic dumb fucks that care more about animals than humans and spend hundreds of millions of dollars on their little protests as opposed to using it to aid in the reseach for cures for fatal diseases or to help feed starving children. It just goes to show you...there aren't enough Coral Snakes...one down...many to go.)
(((03)))
Lezlie Mitchels was carrying a dangerous coral rattlesnake while protesting Mountain Hike snake-skin boots when she was bitten. The venom entered her bloodstream and she began screaming and crying. When asked why the other protesters didn’t intervene and get her help, they claimed not to have noticed because Lezlie’s protesting had typically been theatric and hysterical.
“Before she got bit she’d been yelling and crying and after she’d been bit she was yelling and crying. How could I tell that the snake bit her?” said Paul Roccoil.
The first sign that she was actually in pain came when she collapsed onto the floor and began frothing from the mouth. By the time medical help arrived she was already dead.
When asked about the incident, a Mountain Hike Boots representative replied “Sure is a tragedy, ain’t it? But that’s why we turn these venomous monsters into boots - to protect the people.”
PETA has another protest blanned against crocodile-skin boots planned for next Thursday.
(...because they are moronic dumb fucks that care more about animals than humans and spend hundreds of millions of dollars on their little protests as opposed to using it to aid in the reseach for cures for fatal diseases or to help feed starving children. It just goes to show you...there aren't enough Coral Snakes...one down...many to go.)
(((03)))
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