Hello (or...how I learned to stop answering and start expecting civility)

Please be advised, I will no longer be answering IMs, Texts, E-mails or phone calls that do not begin with a cordial greeting.

Things to avoid:

"U there"
"U at home"
"what U doin"

Things to maybe try and prove that at the very least, you have a working set of frontal lobes:

"Hello"
"Hi"
"Good morning"

I think you get the picture. We are not mongoloids people. Let's try and separate ourselves from those of lesser intelligence.

(((03)))