Informed Puritanikal Hatred

When people say "I can't for the life of me..." (how very STUPID)
When people say "I can't seem to..." (no, you CAN'T)
When people say "burger" (as opposed to hamburger or cheeseburger...lazy ass Americans)
When people say "Amazing" (like we've not run this fucking word into the ground)
When people say "I know Matt, I know" (or anything that is a statement followed by a name followed by the EXACT same statement)
When people use stupid ass pet names for sports teams, i.e.: The Pats, The Mavs, Etc.
When people use stupid ass abbreviated names for ANYTHING
When people make lists of things they don't like and make it look like they've come up with that list on their own rather than giving credit to the people who actually DID come up with the items on that list
When people make lists of things they don't like and are just as guilty if not more so of the very items on that list (you know who you are)

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